June 12, 2006 Update
- "I'm rich, man. I can't be hitting people. It's a liability issue. Especially with all these white people in the crowd at golf tournaments. I can see the headlines: 'Charles Barkley kills white dude with a golf ball.' I don't need to be looking for my Al Cowlings."
- Tell David Hasselhoff to come talk to me after the game only if he brings some Baywatch girls with him.
- Ernie: [Before game 3 of the Mavs-Grizz series] "This is a must win for the Memphis Grizzlies against the Dallas Mavericks"
Charles: "Yeah, that's like saying the Titanic was a ball smoating accident"
Kenny: "You just said ball smoating accident"
Ernie: "Charles, I think you meant to say small boating accident..."