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Monday, February 05, 2007

February 5, 2007 Archive

  • After Kenny Smith declares Yao Ming is the best player on the Houston Rockets: "Next thing you're gonna tell me is that Robert Horry and Rick Fox are the Lakers best players."
  • After Cleveland suffers an embarrassing opening night loss: "You know what they're saying in Cleveland? 'When do we play Golden State?'"
  • On the Utah Jazz: "When your two best players are 40, you got a problem."
  • To Kenny: "Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too close, kissin his!"
  • First of all, you don't want the Chinese mad at you: They can fight!"
    Thanks Wizznutzz!
  • Yao Ming makes Sean Bradley look like Bill Russell. You say he's gonna get 19 points in a game? Why dont you go without eating until he [Yao] gets 19 points in a game? You'll weigh about 12 pounds!"
  • "When you said it, I thought you bet me he was gonna get 19 points in one WEEK, but you said he was gonna get 19 points in one GAME!"
  • You know what he [Yao] said? "Whew! Even white guys can play over here!"
  • "He [Kenny] said Yao Ming's gonna get 19 points. If he gets 19 points in a game, I'll kiss [Kenny's] ass."
  • "You're the boss, Ernie. The white guy's always the boss."
  • Kenny: "There's guys who go over to Europe and play overseas from America, and they dominate!"
    Charles: "Those are called 'brothers'
  • On the Portland Trail Blazers serving Thanksgiving meals: "In between arrests they do community service."
    Thanks Wizznutzz!
  • "I love sam cassell, he's a great guy... but he does look like E.T."
  • After the Atlanta Hawks announce the game's attendence (16,000): "If there was 16,000 people there, i'll walk from here to oakland."
  • On the Timberwolves' bench, nick-named 'The Zoo Crew': "The zoo crew? Must be a petting zoo."
  • Poor black people are in great shape. Black people use duct tape for everything. You break a chair, use duct tape. Your pants rip, use duct tape. You tear your ACL, use duct tape!" -- Barkley, on the nation's warning to the public to buy duct tape.
    Thanks Wizznutzz!
  • "He will probably win, but that movie [Gangs of New York] was terrible" -- Barkley, predicting that Daniel Day-Lewis will win the Oscar for Best Actor.
    Thanks Wizznutzz!
  • "If he can make Adam Sandler funny, then they should give him the Oscar right now." -- Barkley, on Jack Nicholson, nominated for About Schmidt, being paired with Adam Sandler in a upcoming movie.
    Thanks Wizznutzz!

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